+i hatemylife+
Why are all your poems about girls. Are you trying to write from a boys point of view? I think that's really creative and I've never seen that in writing before! You're going to go far with your poetry :)
Anonymous

towritepoems:

I’M A HUGE LESBIAN

TRACK: Bang Bang
ARTIST: Jessie J, Ariana Grande & Nicki Minaj
ALBUM: Bang Bang - Single

she might’ve let you her hand in school but imma show you how to graduate. don’t wanna hear you talk talk just come and show me what yo mama gave

barfpop:

before discovering lana del rey

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after discovering lana del rey

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❝ I’m just doing my job. ❞

— Said by every cop, boss, lawyer, politician, and judge to avoid culpability for  their own immoral actions. (via rustysmile)

TRACK: The Music Written on This Dude's Butt
ARTIST: Hieronymus Bosch
ALBUM: Garden of Earthly Delights

adventurotica:

staxilicious:

rayvenloaf:

chaoscontrolled123:

Luke and I were looking at Hieronymus Bosch’s painting The Garden of Earthly Delights and discovered, much to our amusement, music written upon the posterior of one of the many tortured denizens of the rightmost panel of the painting which is intended to represent Hell. I decided to transcribe it into modern notation, assuming the second line of the staff is C, as is common for chants of this era.

so yes this is LITERALLY the 600-years-old butt song from hell

I can’t NOT reblog a 600 year old butt song from Hell. 

<3 I am SO GLAD there is a recording of this that can be listened to. 

Always reblog butt song from hell.

wendycorduroy:

crimewave420:

erinkrystynax:

crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway

cause a nigga gets thorsty sometimes

this is wrong tho?? those on the left are the american sizes. at least in the state i live in, and i don’t think it’s different? i’ve never even seen those other cups they don’t even look like mcdonalds cups.

gregprosper:

Jaleesa Aka DJ NjoY Shot by @gregprosper

beeftony:

lindseybluth:

why are people on this damn website so obsessed with tea it’s fuckin leaf water

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tbotofficial:

gross teenage white boy mustaches 

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celsisus:

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??