+i hatemylife+

vexednature:

tuxedoandex:

modernvampiresofnewyork:

What girls look for in guys

  • brown eyes
  • messy hair
  • cute nose
  • 4 paws
  • golden retriever 

but a man looking for a certain thing in girls? misogyny right? guys can’t be like “I look for girls who wear glasses and are thin and like to talk” nope that’s misogyny and it’s horrible. “equality”

oh my god did you even bother reading the post -______-

so-nerdy-it-hurts:

There are over 526 million black women in the world, all with different appearances, and your racist ass is going to say not liking black women is a ‘preference’, when the only damn thing they all got in common physically is their blackness? Sure, honey. 

berry-muffin:

I honestly don’t know what Derek was expecting to gain from telling Stiles about the lame ass dad jokes the Sheriff cracks on the job. Commiseration? Was that what you were hoping for, Derek? Have you learned nothing?

And a bonus:

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that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

pizza:

vegbitch:

tonystarktrek:

thejollity:

FUN FACT!

Do you ever wonder why your lips and tongue sting a little when you’re eating pineapples? It’s because pineapples possess the enzyme bromelain, which breaks down meat proteins. 

Basically, when you eat pineapples, pineapples eat you right back.

Pineapples are so metal.

That explains a lot

I KNEW IT. IVE ALWAYS KNOWN PINEAPPLES WERE SUSPICIOUS AND I DIDN’T TRUST THEM. NO LOOK. THE PINEAPPLES ARE EATING US. WAKE UP PEOPLE. PINEAPPLES ARE DANGEROUS.

beyoncebeytwice:

beyoncebeytwice:

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i added sad music because this video is truly tragic

2 years later this is still painful

magnezone:

please don’t ever try to get my attention by neglecting me because i will alienate myself from you at terminal velocity 

nana-41175:

kirkspocks:

star trek x new girl

ive been wanting to do this for so long ok dont look at me like that

lol…